Because everyone that knows me knows this is indeed truer than true. Mine actually says Diet Dr. Pepper, but it won't post on here. You can ask one of my former students now known as MM that if Ms. Tinez didn't have her Diet Dr. Pepper it was going to be a rough morning. He would say "Ms. Martinez? Did you not get your drink this morning? Do I need to go get you one? I'll call my mom" <3 him!